Having a beard kinda limits what you can be for Halloween. Che Guevara, Santa Claus, Frida Kahlo - that's about it. So, I was toying around with shaving my beard into a Freddie Merc:

or possibly going with a Gallagher mustache, but I kinda feel like something bad would happen if I shaved my lucky beard. You know what happened when Delilah cut Samson's hair, right? 9-11 happened, that's what. Google it.

Plus, although I'm EXTREMELY handsome (Google it), I just can't pull off the stache. I end up looking like a gay cop. Which is fine, but I live San Francisco, so no one would really notice.

Anyway, after much deliberation, I've decided to keep the beard, and dress up as 90's coffee shop rock icon and native San Franciscan Adam Durwitz.







Halloween's tomorrow! I have one day to grow dreadlocks… I think I better to talk Adam about this.

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Chris Garcia: Adam, I'm gonna be you for Halloween!
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa
Chris Garcia: I got a grey guitar and everything. I felt so ironic, ahem, symbolic yesterday.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shala-lala-lalalaaa, yeah, uhuh.
Chris Garcia: Stop it!
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Sorry, it's been a long December.
Chris Garcia: It's October.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Shalalalalalalalala
Chris Garcia: Dude! Cut it out, I need your advice. I'm broke and can't afford a dreadlock wig. That means I have exactly ONE DAY to grow dreads. What do I do?
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: You really want to know how to grow dreadlocks in two days?
Chris Garcia: Yes.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Hug a thousand lesbians.
Chris Garcia: That works?
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Round here, we all look the same.
Chris Garcia: Awesome thanks, dude! I'll get right on that.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: Anything else I can help you out with today?
Chris Garcia: Yeah, I'd like an iced hazelnut latte, please.
Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows: One Shalalalalalala-latte coming right up.