I am by no means being a snob, but sometimes you people really need to think harder before you send a freakin' message. You are seriously trying to swoon somebody with crap like this? hahahhhhahha!! Let's take a look at some of the classics. Allow me to coach you through this.
whats up im tim
Whats up I'm Sarah I'm not interestedmy name is dan i am 34
My name is Sarah i am 21 and EWWWWWW. You have old balls. (And yes- that was the whole message. It was hard to resist a smooth talker like that.)hy bitch, hoe are you???so what you gonna do on friday night??? I'll come to you and we gonna have some sex together
I won't lie, this is one of my favorite messages. Needless to say, I let this Casanova come to me that fateful Friday night, and boy did we have some sex together.i wanna ask you something,what will you do if you were working in an ofice of a ministry and every body here is so nice and welcome that they make you wanna take a shit gun and blow your head or kill em all!?!?!?!?!?please answer me coz i cant take any more.DAMN why people are so arrogant and selfish specialy the elders?
What.......the...........fuck.............Hi I will get straight to the point I want to b ur Sugardaddy getting divorced and just want a sexy nasty girl to hook-up with once or twice a week. I pay ur bill car payment ,rent cell phone etc take u shooping and u take care of me...........oh and this will be very discreet.
Discrete for who? Cuz I'm pretty sure I just posted this on my blog for all of myspace to see. Sorry. Please take me shooping. Shooping sounds fun. Is it similar to pooping? im a thankgiving stoner baby lol tatz wat my dad sayz born 11/27/1987 at 4:20am well tatz wen my head popped out but my dad jokes bout how i wasnt ready 2 come out (lol) kuz tha cut tha cord finally wen i came out at 4:50am so im a stoner baby in my dads eyez back then kuz i said hello 2 tha world at 4:20 lol hahahaha we (Sagittarius) rule tha world kuz tha best holiday thanxgivng iz wit us n x-mas iz nex..
WOW, that tale was captivating. I'm not sure what language it's in, but it sure was breathtaking. Are you sure you are smoking weed and not crack? You may want to check on that. Just trying to help.I've had a so called princess. Definitely was not one so what do you have that all the other so called 'Princesses' don't have that makes you the Princess?
Where the fuck did I claim to be a princess? Or better yet, where did I sign up to listen to your sob story..? Just asking. Love, The Princesswats bn happenin
me not too mch just relaxin n bumming round only just finished my uni degree
beachin it heaps
Okie dokie. It saddens me greatly that you (apparently) graduated from our school systems in order to go to this college and obtain said degree. You obviously didn't graduate with your English skills. You must suck a mean d**k! 
i made up my mind and i dont want you seeing anybody but me ok!! dont get me jelous know love you!!!
Oh, sure! I will claim to be yours and only yours from now on! What was your name again? Oh, that's right. You never told me. But I love you anyway, shnookums.damn your a complete hottie... well i was going to say total hottie but i just think complete is way better... but i guess i was just woundering if i should hit on you or not... what kinds of stuff you look for in a gentleman... i just would like to build a strong relationship on this strong foundation type of thing... so what ever that takes thats what i'm after... commitment or whatever... i mean you prolly have a couple rules that you have... but i'm open for just about anything i'm just looking for someone with an open mind... and why i say this i will tell you one thing... so i can get this out of my way... i smoke weed.. i have A.D.D. and Social Anxiety.... and this is the best medicine for A.D.D. there is... i have taken many other ones i know the herb is illeagal but hopefully not for much longer... anyways i am just straight out and tell you whats what... if you don't like it then i guess see ya.. but i'm also allergic to cats... so that means i could never have one in the house with me... other then that.. i'm easy to get along with... try me... i'm a great guy...
Boy, you were really winning me over when you decided to tell me your mental problems and drug activities mid-message (it's all about first impressions), but I must say... you totally lost me when you said you were allergic to cats. I don't have a cat, but... you shouldn't have mentioned that. Totally tarnished your image, dude.You..re very gorgeous, and you have a very hot yummy butt and boobs, I..d love to see your sweet pussy.
Hi i..m Kurt how are you?
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
Congratulations. You've got game. First you want to see my "sweet pussy", and then you introduce yourself? Merry Christmas to you, too! My only wish this Christmas is to show you my sweet nether-regions! I'm looking for a discreet relationship, I have a foot fetish and I am submissive, please check out my profile. I would love to hear from you.
Feet are gross and so are you.i have to stop for the day because wow you just did something to me you are the hottest chic on my space out of the 60 pages i looked at marry me
I definitely want to marry a guy that wades through 60 pages of strangers looking for his future wife. We should get married ON myspace, don't you think? We can send the nupitals back and forth through our inbox, hunnybuns!!! Let's say "I do" via webcam! This is the happiest day of my life!hello my name's angel, thanks in order to have to me added like friend. six one between the girls more fashion than myspace and not only; -), said from an Italian then. fantastic! a kiss hello girl fashion
Seriously, read this out loud! You will laugh. Complete word-puke... I love it. I'm so horny right now.Enormous snakes have here in Brazil, you would like to be here!
because Enormous anacondas adore to squeeze same body yours! sticking to as well as in the picture, pressing coiled her waist, and showing the buttocks wet. their breasts and bust increase when it is squeezed, therefore the coils slip in the waist with the saliva of the snake, squeezing her and their boobs dilate wet and slippery, Their buttocks would stiller dilate and it would flutter in spasms with the pressure and constriction of the coils around the slippery waist, and each squeeze snaps the bones, forcing a frenzied contortion, ankles, legs, thighs and hip are twisted, exploding, when the thick and muscular coils of the snake squeezes and it squeezes more and more, and the whole body involved by the steamrollers and smashing, causing an orgasm flutters, brave and sensual scene would be........
you will be crazy!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean... really. Wow.Hello, I am a 14 year old guy (freshman in High School) and I like this really nice (personality wise) sophomore girl who sometimes looks at me in class. Do you think I could possibly have a chance with her? I'm asking this because I'm not sure if girls care about dating guys who are younger than they are.(I'm pretty mature, if that counts for anything)
She is probably looking at you in class because she is infatuated with you and all that you are. She probably knows that your mom has a sweet minivan and is totally willing to drive you guys to the mall to get some Chick-Fil-A together. She wants your penis BADLY, my friend.Hey 'Space angel! i can already tell we w0uldn't get al0ng, we're t00 similar, we b0th like t0 live life t0 the fullest and the earth w0uld pr0bably expl0de if we hung 0ut because 0f t00 much superp0wer in 0ne place! i can tell y0u have a p0sitive 0utl00k 0n life... I can dig it. y0u get 3 c00lness p0ints f0r that... get 15 and y0u get the special prize :) hit me back
Fuck 0ffffffffff I w0uld seri0usly punch yo00000u in the jaw if i c0uld! h0w is that f0r a p0sitive 0utlook? 3 c00lness p0ints f0r that message!!