OPENING STATEMENTS:
The dog is pink you guys. I went to take a shower this morning and he was black and white, when I came out his feet and little moustache were pick. He ate a highlighter. I was going to get his hair cut next week but now I am too embarrassed to take my pink dog to anyone. Then again the world has gone crazy, today my dog is pink and yesterday Pendi was dressed as a penguin. We went to work and I reluctantly put on my stupid Indian headdress and Elton John glasses and danced to the YMCA while taking costume orders so when I couldn’t take it anymore she said she would switch me if she could wear the penguin costume. I really hate putting on hats so the rest is history and as soon as I get to a place to send the pictures to the e-mail they will be on facebook and myspace.
COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:
It is 3 days until It’s Always Sunny, we do not have our favorite parts yet because we have not seen it yet. IT’S ONLY 9 DAYS UNTIL PUCK IS HERE!!!!! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY!!!!
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
The FIFA U-20 is still going and it’s the semifinals. The Red Wings and the Sabres are playing hockey.
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
Dancing With The Stars is another two hours long.
On One Tree Hill Millicent is going to start her new job and Haley is going to get some unwanted media attention, it probably has something to do with all the dances they still have.
Heroes is all new, Samuel is preparing to expand his family, I don’t even know who that is.
House has a teen with unexplained stomach pain, the patient’s father believes it’s karmic, I think everything should be diagnosed as karmic it would save a lot of time and maybe people wouldn’t throw things around in a Halloween store as if the stuff belonged on the floor.
How I Met Your Mother, Robin and Barney start to feel crowded.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
Accidentally on Purpose, I know I need to stop watching this show but I love Jon Foster and what’s- her- face (not Jenna Elfman but I can’t remember her name at this very moment), it’s not their fault the show isn’t fantastic.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
Lie To Me goes a little something like this, “You’ve committed a crime”, “I have not”, “Your lying”, “Oh sad I am, how did you know.” “Your eyes are blue which makes you lie.” The End.
Trauma is all new and someone is going on a shooting spree, I never got to see this show but I had to erase it because there is no time in the day.
On Gossip Girl we are pushing up Rufus and Lily’s wedding date.
Two and a Half Men, can you believe I watched Ghost Lab over this? It is poor decision making skills like this that have gotten me where I am today. Alan is going to work for his mom tonight and we love their mom she is the best.
Greek, the boys are headed to a sci-fi convention, I was actually looking forward to this episode, too bad I am a season and a half behind.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST
The Big Bang Theory, why do I still write this? It just gets me depressed to write about things I will never see. Raj has to find a new job, I need a new job too, one where I don’t have to work every night and all weekend, do you know when fun stuff happens? At night and on the weekends apparently but I will never find that out.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
Castle has someone who was murdered on a polar exploration and the killer is gonna get a tricky with escaping. I am sure there will be funny things said and clever remarks that I will never see.
CSI: ..MIAMI.. is all new and tonight a hated ....Miami.... investor is murdered after he loses a bunch of people’s money and Horatio will say “Oh well.” Ok that would be mean he will not say that he will say “You may have lost your money, he may have lost his life, but we have never lost justice.”
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
Penn Badgely is on Fallon
To unsubscribe, well I am going to go with giving me the best way to make the dog not pink. His little walrus feet look ridiculous. You can also find me a new job where making myself look like an idiot in front of people who already treat me like an idiot is not a requirement.