OPENING STATEMENTS:
The kitten is eating solid foods! That makes life just a little easier, now if only he would gain like ten pounds so he can play with the dog with out supervision, I could actually get something done. Today is Tuesday so we have to close but it’s our last ....Party.. ..City.... shift for the week and we can finally relax for a few days.
COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:
We have 2 days until It’s Always Sunny is on and do you know what that means? 2 DAYS UNTIL PUCK GETS HERE. We got the kitten on solid food and Pendi’s last day at Target is Thursday. I think we are all set.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
Golf, it’s the PGA Grand Slam, you know that makes golf sound really exciting at first because it sounds like they hit the ball really, really hard. Then I remember that it’s old people so they are probably talking more about the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s, old people love Dennys.
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
Shark Tank is having its season finale tonight and they are looking at bobbleheads, which I am pretty sure were already invented.
Biggest Loser doesn’t get to leave Target until noon.
90210 is a show we do not get to watch anymore. Sasha is revealing secrets which would upset me if I knew who that was.
NCIS IS ALL NEW!!!! IT’S THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE!!!! A marine that pulls pranks is found dead in the driveway.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
Nothing. I am watching Eastwick right now, it has the best cast ever. I need Pendi, I don’t know who that one guys is.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
Dancing With the Stars is having it’s results show so someone is going home.
NCIS: LA is trying to be as good as the original and failing. There is a defense contractor who died.
..Melrose Place.., Jo is photographing Riley for stuff.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST
Nothing.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
The Forgotten is dealing with a stray dog who sits over his owners grave.
The Good Wife has a train crash to deal with.
Ghost Lab, I forgot I have that other ghost show on the other TV. Is it Thursday yet? I want it to be Thursday.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
It’s a rerun of Jimmy Fallon but it’s a Seth Meyers episode and those are my favorites.
To unsubscribe, we are actually going to do something this weekend, we are going to leave the house and interact with people we know and not people trying to shove themselves into tiny costumes, you don’t want to miss that do you?