OPENING STATEMENTS:
SUBSCRIBERS, IT’S PENDI! Pishy is here too, but I am the one you have missed, mostly because I was not here for 6 weeks, but also because I am your favorite. Anyway, I have survived. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN THIS WEEKEND!! Mostly we ate, but we can’t complain about that because it was all so delicious. AND WE RODE THE SUBWAY AND HAD TO CHANGE TRAINS AND DIDN’T GET LOST NOT EVEN ONCE!! We were pretty proud. So thank you Puck and Damon for coming over and having fun, it was a good weekend, also thank you for leaving so many beverages, we do not know what to drink first.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
There is basketball, the Hornets and the Spurs, we say Hornets, they are far more organized and all spurs can do is piss off horses, and if you have ever pissed off a horse you know that is never a good thing. Then we have the Jazz and the Nuggets and we give it to the Nuggets because Jazz is never good. Also the World Series starts tomorrow, which sucks because there is no way one team can sweep it before Glee is supposed to be on so that I can watch Glee, but we guess missing one week is ok, but whoever wins tomorrow night better winfor the next 3 so that we can have our show back.
NOW FOR TV:
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is on and there is a bonus cartoon in it which is call “You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown” and we aren’t sure why they would play this.
So You Think You Can Dance is on for two freaking hours and we think maybe the first game of the World Series can happen tonight.
The Biggest Loser finally got to sleep in, and really that is a jab at both of us, so we aren’t sure who that is aimed at.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
We have nothing, both for the hour and in life.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
Dancing with the Stars results show, there is far too much dancing on TV if you ask us.
On Dirty Jobs Mike is learning how to milk and care for Dromedary camels and we might have to find a time to watch this.
18 Kids and Counting is new but we do not know what they are up to, both in activity and number of children.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST
Still nothing, again for the hour and in life, what did you expect? Things don’t change in an hour.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
The Forgotten is new, we think, a dog sits on a grave, it says a stray dog, but we are pretty sure it is the dead person’s dog, which will probably lead us to who it is.
Ghost Lab is probing a tattoo parlor and a bed and breakfast.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
Mike Rowe is on Bonnie Hunt tomorrow, so we are going to watch that.
To unsubscribe, we are fairly sure today is the day the original Lucky returns to ....General.. ..Hospital...., it’s a pretty exciting day. Don’t you want to hear about how exciting it is tomorrow?