OPENING STATEMENTS:
HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!! And we have to thank all our family and friends for the pictures they sent us on our cell phones as we were at work all night and would have received the real time photos, OH HOLD ON, WE DIDN’T GET ANY! So get us some pictures because we want to see them. That is all we got, we were at work all weekend and now have to get ready to go to school early….again. We hate school. Oh we also need a name for our cat. We had one but we hate it, we were thinking Anne Frank since we have to hide it from our landlord, but we feel that might be too offensive.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
..Bowling Green.. is at ..Buffalo.., we don’t know which ..Bowling Green.., ..Ohio.. or ..Kentucky.., either way it is college football and it is fake, plus they are playing ..Buffalo.., nothing beats a ..Buffalo.., maybe moose or a badger, but probably not, ....Buffalo.... are pretty tough.
NOW FOR TV:
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
Dancing with the Stars is two hours of not very good TV.
One Tree Hill has the boys heading out to go on a male bonding camping trip. That is going to get awkward. You know, when the dance starts, I guess it won’t be too bad until a slow song comes on though.
Heroes is on, we thought the show was too hard to watch, but it is far worse to read, we are traveling 3 years back to find out what happens 7 years in the future and there is someone named Charlie.
How I Met Your Mother has Robin and Barney fighting but we think it will turn out alright because we are setting up for sweeps.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
Accidently On Purpose, we managed to see all these, but our DVR erased all our Ditry Sexy Money’s, OH JOY! But let’s face it, we don’t watch this show for the dialogue or plot.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
Trauma, we erased this one long ago, but we wish we hadn’t as a wedding at sea goes horribly wrong, if someone had told us a giant squid was going to attack a wedding at sea we would have made more of an effort, alright there is no giant squid, probably just some bad shrimp, but we would have watched if there was a giant squid, that was just a friendly reminder to the writers of this show.
Gossip Girl, this is a show we never get to see, apparently Jimmy Fallon was there. Oh well, them is the breaks.
Two and a Half Men, Charlie throws Alan out of the house, it could have erased these too, plus side you don’t need to know what happened on the last episode on this show usually, that is why old people like it, they can’t remember.
Greek, Pishy thinks this is just an update on what on DVR has erased because that is the only descriptions she is giving me, she claims it is because it is the only thing she knows about the shows.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST
Big Bang Theory has Leonard learning about football. NOW SHE IS BLAMING JONAS FOR THE ERASING!!! Oh, if someone needs a Pishy, you can have mine, we DO NOT BLAME JONAS!!!
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
CSI: ....Miami...., a groom goes missing so they have to recreate a bachelor party to solve the case and Horatio will say “Is it a coincidence that the strippers name was Justice?” PAUSE, lowers sunglasses and says “I think not….and justice”
Castle finds an up and coming rock star dead and it is staged like her video.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
Nothing, what’s the point we won’t ever get to see it.
To unsubscribe, we won’t get to see this either.