OPENING STATEMENTS:
Sorry about yesterday, Subscribers. We forgot we had to get up early and go to work; we are going to try and do better. Today is a new day, and hopefully, fingers crossed, it will be a good one. Although the dog ate the only bra I had and now I have to work in a trip to the store. I hate the dog. We leave to go to the comedy show at 1:30 so hopefully we have enough time to get there. But whatever happens we have promised ourselves we are going to do what the old guy at the Walmart in ....Ohio.... always told us to do and we expect the same of you, enjoy your adventures.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
The World Series will be doing the 7th game, maybe, we have been trying to figure out if anyone has won or if anyone is winning but we can’t seem to figure it out. Every time we think we are going to find out we miss it. There is some NBA basketball, the Cavaliers, doesn’t cavalier mean that you don’t really care. Why would you name you team that? They are playing the Bulls, and you should never be cavalier around a bull, if that is what cavalier means, it may very well mean that you are of strong will and persistence, in that case we would be wrong, but either way I think we need a dictionary.
NOW FOR TV:
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
The New Adventures of Old Whatever, someone might get a date tonight, but then their date will find out they are on this show and leave them sitting alone at a table set for two.
..America..’s Next Top Model, they are in ....Hawaii....….modeling. Not a whole lot happens on this show.
Hank is on, Tilly has a habit that bothers Hank, oh the differences between men and women, will the hilarity never end.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
Gary Unmarried is on for some reason and ....Gary.... will try to handle two jobs and to that we say suck it up.
The Middle, Axel is going to break the front door.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
Criminal Minds is after a serial killer who removes people’s eyes and that is just gross. No one needs to see that.
Law and Order: SVU has some kids being murdered.
Ghost Hunters has a special guest, you wish it was a ghost, they never have those, but tonight we have Eddie McClintock from Warehouse 13. We guess that is as good as a ghost, but it isn’t as good as Meatloaf.
Modern Family, WE LOVE THIS SHOW! Manny is taking up fencing and it will be so nice, because it is always nice.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST
....Cougar.. ..Town.... and we love this show too, Grayson makes a bet with Jules.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
CSI:NY is on, they are probing a food sploshing party, what the hell is a food sploshing party? Unless sploshing is some new hip slang for eating we want no part in that, especially if it means a probing.
Destination Truth, we are looking for a yeti, number one rule is when you do find him make sure you sneak up on him and scare him so that he drops his attaché case, that way you can open it and find his appointment book, then you will always know where he is.
Eastwick is on and we are going to watch this show one day.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
Joshua Jackson is on Kimmel.
Amy Poehler is on Conan
Steven Fry is on Craig, we love his tweets.
To unsubscribe, we are busy enjoying our adventures, and we would not enjoy that so we can’t allow that.