Every day I meet the coolest people online and they become friends with SAUCED. Many of them come talk to me at SAUCED or at the ANNEX first and I am always taken back, I think wow there are a lot of freekin neat people in OKLALALA LAND.
I never have time to say hello to each and everyone of them when they make a friend request with SAUCED on the SAUCEDspace
and SAUCED does not make friend requests, we only accept them because we believe if you wanted to be friends with a business entity you would make friends,
at times
I know
I can bombard the airways with information about shows,
pizza specials,
the weather,
or something else that you either want to know or could care less about
but
I want you to know that. . . I am going to go skydiving with you, and yes I want a tattoo,
and as soon as my Harley is running we will go riding,
and I am wanting to climb
and we can go camping when the summer kicks in
and yes I float the river like 5 times a year
and If your at Lake Powell when I am there I hope to see you
and no I cant get naked with you cause I am married
and it doesn't matter that you are a guy
and I would come get my haircut at your place
but I am balding under this baseball cap
and no I don't do dope
or smoke coke
or snort crap up my nose
and yes I will be nice to your kids if you send them here for their birthday party and I have been dead more than once
and no it was not cause by bullets
but yes I have been shot at many times
and no I don't ever plan on trying that again
and the bike
the car,
the motorcycle
and the 25 foot van are all mine
plus the 5 houses
and am I not a Player, no
but I sling a mean pizza
and I like to read
and its been great talking to you
and I dont give out my number much,
my favorite things to do are window shop on craigslist
all over the world,
motorcycles mostly
but I will even look at the free stuff that is curbside in Nepal
and yes I used to work
with a bunch of goofballs that consider themselves famous
and I can only count my friends with my fingers,
sometimes my toes
depending on how sober what's his name is
and I do like Oklahoma but I cant say I like the weather
but I do feel sorry for the people that were lost yesterday
but I have to say I feel the weight of the world crushing me everyday
and I dont know how long I can keep this up,
no not writing this dern note
I could write forever
I mean feeling like Atlas
and I know its not my fault
but I am a part of the sickness of the world
and I use plastic
and I eat aluminum
and I drink red bull. . . shit I don't,
I have never touched that crap
and I try to stay away from Wally World
and I love my mom more every day
even though she has been dead ten years
and if that makes me a sick bastard
while I am as sick as they come.
Come and meet me at SAUCED
if you have not joined up with our crew yet
you will because their aint nothing wrong with having a good time
and doing what comes natural for humans.
We like to sit in the cave and share stories of the hunt
and tell stories of the women or men that we have traveled with. .
we love a good story and even though this story
makes no real sense it really does if you piece it all together its life.
Im out. Thanks for joining the SAUCEDSPACE.
If I could afford a free T-shirt for all of you I would make you all a SAUCED shirt. . . but you know what I Do do is I put together shows with some of the best DIY bands traveling around the area
local and from outer space and I bring the to you for FREE.
It is a gift for all the things I have taken
I now give back.
I offer my walls for your art and my stage and my empty room for you to fill with your sounds in hopes that someday you will be happy with what you have done and you will take the time to give back yourself.
REALLY
NO SHIT.
Welcome to SAUCED
and no
I will never send you a Thanks for the Add Bro
with a half naked chick
cause I cant get any to pose for me.
SAUC(ED)