So yeah, eeeeevvvvvveeeerrrryyyyybbbbboooddddyyyyyyy is waiting for what we have to say on that whole "Tigers" fiasco. First off, it wasn't anybody's fault. *ehrm* I sure as hell could blame a lot of people, but hey. This is what happened... there's this lameass metalcore band, I think they were calling themselves "Atreyu" or "As I Lay Dying" or some shit like that... they were slotted to play after TAOBAI. But due to lack of proper "management" things went awry. TAOBAI walked out because the line-up was screwed up. And seriously, being the 12th band to play really didn't bother anyone (that was about 2? 2:30 in the morning?), its just that being bumped off TWICE from a long ass line isn't really cool is it? Although, we still support Effinboiche. We still love you, but you know just a wee bit of favoritism? Thanks. We're sorry for the rockstar exit dudes. Rockstars died in the 80s. Safe statement. What the fuck right.
SO here we go... now that's outta the way... has anyone seen that bastard drummer from Neruda? What the fuck is he? A chicken? Ultraman? The next Sarimanok? What the fuck? Stop screaming dude! YOU HAVE A FAKE MOHAWK! And dude seriously, stop texting chicks with your "I'm gonna teach you drums" line, you have a kid already!
Oh and speaking of that supposed gig, Typesucks didn't play too. Why? Fuck should I know. They are not our friends.
Check this soundcheck: DYE-DYE-DYEN!
Kill All the Flies has a new member, G. Barbs. I heard shouts of irritaion: "JC is a donkey!" Cut to fucking commercial.
The 3 way split from arthaus*/CocoLulu/Dead Chasing Daylight (Above the City Limits, I Can't Help But Look Below) would be on sale on May 4, at a Tigers are Out, Bears are In and CocoLulu show at Cubao Skatepark. Other bands would playing too, its like some indie fest for/against the elections on the 14th. Can you say P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L?
Since there's all this talk about the "Tigers", they palyed a show last 420 with "girl power" band Soledad, merry pranksters Urie's Attack, and a bunch of other dudes. I'll say it was dope because I'm fucking bias. A video would be up soon champs.
CocoLulu has a new website! Oh, and Mark likes a pinky in his stinky!
CLICK HERE NOW.What the fuck is this? TAOBAI NEWS AGAIN? Dudes would be part of an international skramz compilation cd to be released by a German label, Emuzah Records. 20 bands, 20 countries? Cool shit is right. Check that shit
here!Did you know that the guitarist dude from Greyhoundz doesn't like to be "slammed" "too hard" in the "pit"? He asked their roadie guy to kick someone's ass because the tard slammed this tard like retards fucking, hard and abnormal. What a bunch of wussy sheeps. Fuck "slam dancing" or "moshing" or whatever the hell "tough guy" bullshit these asspros invent next. That kind of jock bullshit is not welcome in... what's that again? Oh yeah, right, rock and roll.
This Open Heart is on hiatus. Band memeber problems. BOO!
Kill Cathari is hosting a gig on the 28th of April in Yonkers Bar, Las Pinas. Support your scene you bunch of knuckle draggers.
Speaking of KC, xJERIx is straightedge! And she was totally bagging on Seph, the MC dude on that gig-slash-fiasco. Tripping dude.
There would be a part 2 of this post sometime later, because the "news" is too much to be handled in one sitting. And I'm lazy so FUCK OFF!