You know you're from the Valley if... ...Bring your tractor to school day was a regular part of spirit week. ...You went to the Frontier Culture Museum for a field trip every year in elementary school. ...Hull's drive in is the highlight of the summer. ...Wright's Dairy Rite, a movie, and Wal-mart is the ideal date. ...You know the Augusta County fair is really just a big farm show. ...You know the purpose of a cattle guard. ...You know how to correctly pronounce “Staunton." ...You can sing the Shenandoah Valley Regional Airport television jingle. ...The Maple Festival is a must every year even though it's the same everytime you go and you always get car sick. ...You have a Jazz in the Park t-shirt or bumper sticker. ..."Stuarts Draft" is pronounced as one word. ...Half of your graduating class went to Tech. ...The Colonial Mall and The Valley Mall are your number one shopping destinations. ...You can interpret cow noises and mimic them. ...You've ever gone cruisin' on the avenue. ...40 degree weather isn't really that cold. ...Going to the dump was a Saturday morning ritual. ...GREEN VALLEY BOOK FAIR. ...You're driving down the road and you smell cow manure, you don't roll your window up, you just breathe it in. ...You are able to take excused days from school in order to go hunting. ...You brag that the Statler Brothers are from the same place you are. ...You have witnessed and enjoyed a tractor pull. ...Two words: COWBELL and FOOTBALL. ...One of the cliques at your school was the "Aggies." ...Hunters Safety was part of the curriculum in Middle School. ...You've ever gone to a bluegrass festival or the Fiddler's Convention. ...You've been to a wedding reception in a barn. ...You cry tears of joy as you drive over the mountain after you've been away for a while.