What do you call a pimp ninja?
A MACK BELT

What do you call Zues' boxers?
THUNDER SHORTS

What's it called when a Catholic is trapped in McDonald's?
BURGERTORY

What kind of pasta gives you amnesia?
FORGHETTI

What do goths take for indigestion?
PEPTO ABYSMAL

What do you call it when the pope does a nose stall on the pulpit?
CRITICAL MASS

What do you call it when you get laid at CRITICAL MASS?
CRITICALL ASS

What do you call it when someone backtalks you at CRITICAL MASS?
CRITICAL SASS

What do you call it when someone throws you a ball at CRITICAL MASS?
CRITICAL PASS

What kind of horns do they play at CRITICAL MASS?
CRITICAL BRASS

What does the pope use to clean up a spill?
PAPAL TOWELS

What's the pope's favorite wrestling move?
THE CARDINELSON

What's a vampire's favorite hors d'oeuvres?
FANGER FOOD (thx ryan)