RenjiShz (5:35:57 PM): my dad

jaacobbsenn (5:36:06 PM): jaacobbsenn invites your ass
into a conversation : [accept] [decline]

RenjiShz (5:36:18 PM): decline

RenjiShz (5:36:24 PM): jk

jaacobbsenn (5:36:41 PM): sorry "jK" IS not a valid answer

RenjiShz (5:36:45 PM): l0l

jaacobbsenn (5:36:59 PM): please try a:accept or b:decline

RenjiShz (5:37:04 PM): b

RenjiShz (5:37:06 PM): jk

jaacobbsenn (5:37:25 PM): im sorry "jk" is not a vaild
answer.



RenjiShz (5:37:37 PM): l0

RenjiShz (5:37:39 PM): l

jaacobbsenn (5:37:53 PM): Please type in a: accept or b: decline

RenjiShz (5:38:06 PM): b

RenjiShz (5:38:07 PM): jk

jaacobbsenn (5:38:40 PM): please hold while nextel reciver your trying to reach is located

RenjiShz (5:38:50 PM): hahahahahahahahaha to the 10 power

jaacobbsenn (5:39:21 PM): hi you have reached chris’ voicemail please leave a message after the tone .



jaacobbsenn (5:39:27 PM): .....[tone]

jaacobbsenn (5:40:09 PM): sorry "jK" is not a valid answer .



RenjiShz (5:40:53 PM): hey chris,im just call to say wats up and to see how u doin and to say gosh dang its been so long so call back ,i mean it call back so bye bye

jaacobbsenn (5:41:26 PM): ring !!!

jaacobbsenn (5:41:29 PM): ring!!

jaacobbsenn (5:41:33 PM): ringg!!!

RenjiShz (5:41:35 PM): hello

jaacobbsenn (5:41:39 PM): hello

jaacobbsenn (5:41:51 PM): may i speak to snake ? is he Hom,e?

RenjiShz (5:42:00 PM): yes hes right here

RenjiShz (5:42:04 PM): one moment

jaacobbsenn (5:42:05 PM): ok thnk you .



RenjiShz (5:42:21 PM): dady u finally called after 30 years

jaacobbsenn (5:42:30 PM): listen son .



RenjiShz (5:42:37 PM): yes father

jaacobbsenn (5:42:59 PM): tommorw is national dont pick up after your dog day !

jaacobbsenn (5:43:18 PM): and i dont know about you but im fuking psyced

RenjiShz (5:43:33 PM): yea me too its my favorite time of the year

jaacobbsenn (5:43:39 PM): iv’e been waiting .. idk days months maybe even years for this very momment

jaacobbsenn (5:44:06 PM): and .. i wud rather spend it with noone other then you .



RenjiShz (5:44:06 PM): me too !!!!!!!!

RenjiShz (5:44:15 PM): yayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!

RenjiShz (5:44:19 PM): omgizzle

jaacobbsenn (5:44:26 PM): snake are you there ?

RenjiShz (5:44:49 PM): after 30 years u finnally wanna spend time wit ur long lost son who u left in the back seat of a taxi

jaacobbsenn (5:44:51 PM): oh i must have losst serivice i can read you now

RenjiShz (5:45:06 PM): im here

jaacobbsenn (5:45:10 PM): son it was for your own good.

l

RenjiShz (5:45:17 PM): how dad?

jaacobbsenn (5:45:19 PM): i was banking tre’s and your mother

jaacobbsenn (5:45:25 PM): dont get me started

RenjiShz (5:45:27 PM): hahahahahahahahaha

RenjiShz (5:45:33 PM): is that a good thing?

jaacobbsenn (5:45:39 PM): she just started tlking about Moving on

RenjiShz (5:45:39 PM): i’ve never heard of that

jaacobbsenn (5:45:51 PM): and every 5 min with the jk this jk that

jaacobbsenn (5:45:57 PM): i just cudnt take it

RenjiShz (5:46:29 PM): o i c well u could have took me and not let me walk across the border wen i was only 2

jaacobbsenn (5:46:43 PM): i needded to depart from your mother and ur self and venture out aND REALLy gasp life

jaacobbsenn (5:47:16 PM): and now i thynk i can make it up to you with nationaL dont pick up after your dog day

RenjiShz (5:47:31 PM): ok dad i will forgive u

jaacobbsenn (5:47:38 PM): son if u just give your father this chance i will give u the time of your life

RenjiShz (5:47:50 PM): i willllll father i will

jaacobbsenn (5:48:02 PM): son you never prove me wrong .



jaacobbsenn (5:48:10 PM): send me an emial hug .



RenjiShz (5:48:32 PM): dad i haven’t known u long enough to prove u wrong

jaacobbsenn (5:48:55 PM): son theres something ive been meaing to tell you .



RenjiShz (5:49:03 PM): wat father anything

jaacobbsenn (5:49:13 PM): your real name is bernard .



RenjiShz (5:49:21 PM): waTTTTTTTT

RenjiShz (5:49:34 PM): y have mom been lying to me all this time

RenjiShz (5:49:34 PM): ?

jaacobbsenn (5:49:39 PM): i mean your mom kicked me in the balls when u werre born and

jaacobbsenn (5:49:55 PM): i screamed my sac and thats whut they named you .



RenjiShz (5:50:13 PM): ooooo wow

RenjiShz (5:50:24 PM): so that y im called that

jaacobbsenn (5:50:35 PM): i know ... i didnt want to throw all of this at you at once but its been so long .



RenjiShz (5:51:01 PM): yea i kno, its kindsa hard to take in all this

jaacobbsenn (5:51:16 PM): listen jesus once said .



RenjiShz (5:51:33 PM): whos jesus>

RenjiShz (5:51:35 PM): ?

jaacobbsenn (5:51:53 PM): one who falls asleep with an itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.



RenjiShz (5:52:05 PM): is he th eold guy who goes in moms room wen she thinks im sleepin?

jaacobbsenn (5:52:27 PM): no son thats what we call your mom pay check .



RenjiShz (5:52:29 PM): wow he must have been smart to say that

jaacobbsenn (5:52:46 PM): she has sex with men for money

RenjiShz (5:53:01 PM): o ok ,can i have a job like mommy?

jaacobbsenn (5:53:20 PM): only if u fuck up in schhoool enough .



jaacobbsenn (5:53:37 PM): but i mean no alot of ppl can be as stupid as your mother and i .



RenjiShz (5:54:09 PM): ok,but im goanna try and be just like my daddy an mommy

jaacobbsenn (5:54:29 PM): and we will support you when times get ruff.



jaacobbsenn (5:54:49 PM): its hard nott attending cLass everyday

RenjiShz (5:55:02 PM): yay,will u support me in the fight wit my teacher tomorrow?

jaacobbsenn (5:55:06 PM): your mom just had the potential

RenjiShz (5:55:17 PM): well i willl to

RenjiShz (5:55:23 PM): some day

jaacobbsenn (5:55:30 PM): son .. did u even study dummies for dummies

RenjiShz (5:56:16 PM): no but i studied how to be a good dad and not run away from ur kids to there at least 5

jaacobbsenn (5:56:40 PM): ............. ok i thynk we need to put an end to this maddness .

i mean we carried way to far with this Joke lmaoo