just eyein’ up the vintage porn......
thayz a nice little story down below, specially fuh those of yuhz who know shit about joisy....but on the real, the record is finally done. It’s a bitch wit these old ass tunes - suma these cats is dead! Didn’t figya on that. But...we gots some great shows on the books, and could use some aid gittin’ the woid out, so we’z callin out to the mass fuh that. If you into jumpin’ on the ship, we gots a UK thing on the books for july, some NY fests, philly shows, but MOST IMPORTANTE IS THE SHOW @ UNION HALL ON THE 18TH!!! We’z FINALLY releasin’ the record, and for all of the lovas out there, you gettin one FREE if you come to the show. That’s right - FREEEEEEE. That’s what has to happen when bitches like Radiohead start givin’ they shit away - Daddy Snuggs gots to dip inta his ho money to pay fuh this shit. The only thang that comes foist to the bitches is the music, so I gots to man-up an’ shell out - shit.
Give little Daddy a shout, looking fuh kids to woik on some street team shit, flyahs, dirty ass mofo’s to scour fuh some vintage-porn lovin’ groups, whateva the hell ya’ll can think of really. It’s a freeferalll!!!!
It’s what we do - had a crazy wack show in jersey, just made me reconize why the fuck I ain’t livin there. Journt was packed, staff wuz on they shit ’n mighty courteous, hot-ass waitress ASSigned to us, soudn engineer had his shit together and so did the system, puss n’ booze as far as the one-eye could see, ’cept none of ’em wanted any boogaloo - they wuz only gittin’ toined out from the bon jovi the "dj," if you can call a bitch that spins that shit one, was throwin out. When you drop the foe-on-the-flow "but it’s alright" on ’em, an they’s still only a couple a mufoochies out shakin’ they ass, you know you’s in trouble. An’ when the journt lights up to "Livin’ on a Prayer," holla’in at the "WHOA" break, you goddamn well-right know you’s in trouble!!!!!!!!!! muthafuka!