I's been seein at there Heidi Flush in a news agains, talkins bout gettins herself a hook shop in at there Nevada for the whorin.  I can'ts a figure why some fella would wants to put his wanker in at ugly woman much less pays for its.

But why in a hells at news coverins em openins of a house a ill-refutes?

Ya sees, back in my days em brick-pinchers were workin a docks an a givin em sailors all kinds a hepatitises... is how they gots to be called em <i>"Nazi Whores"</i>... an a ats why us community gots together to shoots em like diseased pigeons.

Now here's in a 21st centuries we has em newspapers a handin out maps to advertisins em no count harlots.  Somethin ain't right here!!!  I'm bouts to rally up my neighbors to goes out for an old fashioned whore shoot, haught damnit!!!