Sheeeee's Out!

Paris Hilton is out. Yes after receiving a six week sentence, cut to three weeks before she stepped inside a jail cell, Paris Hilton is out after just three days.

Why? Was she innocent and not the recidivist drink driver and fugitive from reality that we all thought she was?

Well, we don't know. But apparently non-specific "medical reasons" can act as a get out of jail free card these days.

Or maybe it's because SHE'S SO F**KING RICH THAT THE LAW DOESN'T APPLY TO HER?

Then again I suppose that it's hardly likely to stop her re-offending now is it? She so far removed from reality that she didn't even realise that being arrested, charged and convicted for DUI, then having her licence revoked meant she ISN'T ALLOWED TO DRIVE A CAR?

But don't worry she's going to be confined via electronic tag to a multi-million dollar mansion for 40 days. That'll teach her a lesson? I mean the swimming pool is probably smaller than the one in prison.

And I thought the penal system in this country was arse about tit.