Fish nibblers are back, try the chicken circles and fart starters, cuz you don't want these titties. Furthermore, we've made the discovery of canine anal glands, and my are they tasty! Special thanks to Heroin Black from Chicago for bringin that extreme hardcore shit! Rape ruins lives, and rain cancels shows in Indiana, but leaves room for all the Jack Daniels and Pat Benetar you can handle. We just saw the sun for the first time in 3 days, whatta cocktease... 3 hour driving shifty nipples thru Ohio. We stopped to shit like a lady in Columbus, and the homeless guy waved at us. We seem to be doing a great job of not finding the speed limit signs as we are so distracted by soap opera radio and sermons from Heaven's Gate. On our way to Philly to try and meet the inventor of the Blunt wrap and sample the Liberty bell. Currenty listening to "the mexican" by Babe Ruth, hot traxx!! We'll keep you posted.