this is not written by me but by uncle soos from illinois (you can find him in my list of friends)... vic

chinese doctors on the planet neptune, and the trouble they found there
Category: Romance and Relationships

      The Chinese finally did it.  They finally went to outer space. They did not settle for just orbit, or the moon, no they went straight to Neptune, right into the heart of trouble. Neptune has always been a troubled planet, that's what they found out when they landed there, but add a couple of Chinese doctors, and you had a recipe for disaster.

    They offended all the neptunians, they were vulgar and crass, the streotypical Chinese doctor, all eight of them, just walking around Neptune like they owned the place. They swore up a storm, literally, there vulgarity and the odd gravity on that planet just kicked up the Neptune dust like you wouldn't believe. They smoked all their own cigarettes on the first day there, just tossing the cigarette butts wherever they pleased. They then proceeded to bum smokes off the kindly Neptunians, the kindly Neptunians who couldn't say no, not to the abrasive Chinese doctors.

   The Chinese doctors had come for one reason, to make love to the beautiful Neptunian females, to procreate with them, making the perfect being, almost cosmic, nearly omnipotent, able to fly and do all sorts of Chinese doctor things.