Only a few of ya'll know that we (LBRO) had a falling out with our guitarist Dave aka Greg Looseanus and as a result we had to give him his walking papers. I'll give a little LBRO history of Dave, he was a founding member of the band and played gaytar. That's small enough, I guess.
I'm not gonna air dirty laundry here, cause it's not the place or time for it. That shit is left to us and Dave. What I will say though,  is that  kicking out of firing a member of any band member is a different animal. Some harder than others, and some just make it a much easier decision. Take our first drummer for instance. I'll put this way, Dave's was the harder one that made it an easy descision on our part. The unified descision was not an over night one, or spur of the moment. thang, but something that has been building for months and months and months.
So, long story made short or vica versa. Last Sat. at the Lion's Lair after our set was over, tempers flared to the point of boiling and LBRO and Dave parted ways.
I do know this to be fact that any of ya'll will hear rumors fact or fiction, mostly Dave's fiction, but believe what the hell ya'll want. Know this as well, we are going on without him, just like we have without Matt and Damian.
P.S, thanks Dave for making this easy for us to do somethang that you've been wanting done for a few years now.

P.P.S. Don't you dare feel sorry for him, the boy thrives like a weed amidst drama that he creates.

Cheers, Capt. Dungheap AKA Shank Whitey

End Notes to Dave: Thanks for making drama where it was lacking in the band, I mean the black cloud of drama and depression that you wore like a badge of honor the past 5 years while in this band rocked not one bit!! We all wish you well on yer way down the shitty path you've chosen and hope you become that big ole pile of shit wrapped in human flesh that you've always wished for at Christmas while you got banged by yer grandma (his words not mine). We also hope that you can come up with a new angle to impress the bar crowd, the grandma story is getting old.
Oh and by the way narc... oops, er, dickhead dave WE DON'T PLAY METAL AND WE  WILL NEVER PLAY METAL!!!