WHAT NOT TO SAY TO ME:

1. "Can you play something we can dance too?"
In the meantime I'm playing Prince. If you can't dance to Prince you must really suck in bed.

2. "If you play this song I'll get laid."
Then go home, listen to the whole album and have a marathon.

3. "Can you play it next cuz we're leaving soon?"
The only person who get's away with that is the one who signs my check and Mario does not make very many requests.

4. "What are you playing next?"
I guess you'll find out. Patience is a virtue

5. "Can you play "F**k You Like An Animal"?"
The name of the song is "Closer".

6. "Everybody Wants To Hear It !"
Oh sure you polled everybody in the club, and you as their spokesperson, are requesting the song.

7. "Hey man, nobody can dance to this."
It's not advisable to say this when the floor is packed! However even if there is only one person dancing it still contradicts the statement.

8. "I don't know who sings it and I don't know the name of the song, but it goes like this...."
Please don't sing to me, I don't want to hear a rendition of your favorite song.

9. "Everyone will dance if you play it"
I won't, so I guess that blows a hole in that theory.

10. "I don't know what I wanna hear, what do you have?"
It's alot easier for you to have another drink and figure it out than have me recite every album I have.

A FEW SIMPLE RULES

If I have one hand on the mixer and the other on the cd player or headphones, don't bug me I'm mixing or cueing.

The floor in the booth is not an ashtray.

Don't push my buttons..

You are only allowed to sing in the booth if you actually wrote the song. So unless you are Taime and I'm playing "Bathroom Wall" or Kenny and I'm playing "Paint You A Picture" don't sing in my booth.

Don't give me your demo cd and ask me to play a song that is probably sub-par, I will just discard the cd and keep the cheap case for one of my mix cd's.

Please folow these simple guidelines and we will get along just fine.

You know where to find me:P