Fuck.
1.   If you volunteer to coach a team for children and the child's parents PAY to play, they all get to play regardless of the fucking score.

2.  If your team is losing, do NOT allow your child's classmates to jeer the other team.  Do NOT let your daughter say to a team mate "break her arm." 

3.  Do NOT yell at the referees.  I do not care if they suck, call the game to closely or call the game too loosely.  If you can do a better job, volunteer to do it. If you want to bitch about them to loved ones, that is fine. 

4.  Coaches, do not dress down players in public.  Do not clap your hands angrily.  Do encourage, do be stern and do set a good example.

5.  This has nothing to do with any of it, but why are so many parents of athletes obese? I am not talking about chunky; I mean big fat fuckers who rest their folded arms on their fat guts (or rolls of fat around said gut area).  I sat across the Gym from a whole set of fat bastards who were so big they could not cross their legs so I they sat with their legs spread, balls forward wearing those sweatpants that look like jeans.  Puke, well maybe it does have something to do with it.  Don't set such a bad example for your kids.

It fucking sucks.

Flutie