Beer Journey

I'm not one for jaywalkin'
But today I thought I'd cheat
I made my way for the Quickie-Mart
Ended up off my feet

I woke up in the hospital
My head wrapped in bandages
I was out for six hours
They said it was a blood bath

My Beer
My Beer
Just wanna get my beer

My Beer
My Beer
All I ever wanted was beer

They got me up and asked me if
I wanna go home
I said I did but there's just one thing
I need before I go

The officer, he looked at me
With understanding eyes
Drove me to the Quickie-Mart
And helped me step inside

HIM HIM FUCK HIM!!

You see, my name is China Jim
I'm a legend in these parts
I make my pizza Chicago-style
And talk ears off at the bar

My Beer
My Beer
Just wanna get my beer

My Beer
My Beer
All I ever wanted was beer

Back home with my Budweiser
Got drunk and fell asleep
Dreamt about the other two times
I've been hit by Shanghai Taxi's

In the morning when I got out of bed
And could barely stand myself up
I went to the mirror and joked
That at least it wasn't a bus

My Beer
My Beer
Just wanna get my beer

My Beer
My Beer
All I ever wanted was beer