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Current mood:  insubordinate Category: Automotive
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Way back when I was a boy I was in this band. Where has the past gone you may ask?
Somewhere else is the easy answer, but we're not about easy answers, so I'll tell you some stuff about why it is the way it is... What is it? That's not important.
After a night of thrashing around on stage and jamming forever, one of our members got so excited that he climbed a really big tree to look down on the whole world. Unfortunately for him. he couldn't get down and noone else could get up ( It was a really really big tree, like bigger than you think ).
He remains stuck there to this day
After the tree incident we tried our best to continue existing for about 5 minutes, but quickly came to the the realization that our true callings were girls, beer, soccer and laser tag, respectively.
After about 10 minutes of pursuing our true callings we realized that they were bogus (except for laser tag) and we needed to make more music.
So stay tuned for more music. It'll be around, but it won't be here.
Or maybe it will?
Stay tuned for our new single, Riding a Dead Horse, availabe on 103 different flavours of vinyl.
Also thanks so much for coming to all our shows and dancing.
Oh baby I love your way.
Sincerly yours
Tigermastertronomatic 5000.3
5:15 PM
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