Tonight I had the displeasure of spending the evening with two of my good friends, in two bars in Arlington, VA. The two meat markets/bars we went to were Claredon Grill and Mister Days. On paper the Claredon Grill might seem like a place where you could engage another human being in conversation, but upon arrival you find out that it is an airport for assholes; the cover charge is their airfare to destination GOOD TIME! Mister Days just sounded awful but there was no cover charge. No cover charge equals the exact same environment as the Claredon Grill, however, these fucks are just cheap bastards. Here's the outline of tonight/blog. My friend (who will remain unknown) had some lady texting him to meet up with her and her friends at the Claredon Grill. He ditches me for pussy; I'm cool with that, cause I'd do the same thing too. I leave and he gets into a fight. I meet another friend and his girlfriend at Mister Days. We waited in line for 30 mins to enter a bar that I would describe as Satan's Waiting Room. I met a pretty girl in line who was also doubting why the fuck she was standing in line. I had one beer, mocked the entire bar, and then took the metro home. I learned some things on the way home.

White people suck! There is SO little originality in the white population. My people are the discount rack of culture, art, music, and fashion; cause by the time we get our hands on it, the new hotness is upon NYC & LA. Washington, DC is 5 mins from Arlington, VA but culturally it is light years away. Arlington, VA is populated with white people who got college degrees, but are too afraid of minorities to live in Washington, DC. Oh, they'll work in The District but they like to party in that "College Town" type vibe they're familiar with. That cramped, pulsing, hot, music too loud environment that preaches uniformity, and stifles originality; or even a conversation about the weather. I equate these white people who enjoy this "atmosphere", as the type of people who enjoy Jimmy Buffett concerts. Cause the people don't know why they go to these meat markets, it's programed into their DNA. It's all they know. Much like how 52 year old dudes don't really know any Jimmy Buffett songs, but goddamnit aren't Margaritas tasty!

And no, I'm not jealous. I'm disappointed. I like to think that everyone is capable of overcoming obstacles, but more and more I'm seeing that white people are sheep. No one sees anything stupid and pointless of spending your time in these type of establishments. If I wanted to drink Bud Light out of a bottle and get in a fight with a dude in a UFC "Affliction" t-shirt, I'd go country line-dance. All I want to do is to be able to meet a nice little lady who likes to cuddle and watch a movie. I can't find that when there is a 24 year old Lane Bryant shopper digging her fat ass into my thigh, while she belts out Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". Yay! That's a good time! Fuck that place. I don't know why there aren't more bar shootings; like Columbine type school shootings. I'm tempted to do it. Cause I've been that pissed in those bars. You wade through the crowd for 20 mins to get to the bar, then you have to elbow past the human fence surrounding the bar, then you have to wait to get your order in. This takes me another 20 mins because apparently I don't "look like a hip guy". And all the time this is going on, all I'm thinking is, "I'd like all these motherfuckers dead. If there is a god in Heaven, then he will lay down a plague on this bar. Why god won't you make these people spontaneously ignite into flames? Or you don't even have to kill them, just turn them into the great big piles of shit that they are."

Another example of White People sucking was when I over heard this thugged out white guy say, "Naaaa son, I think Lupe sampled that song." Really, you're going to give Lupe Fiasco shit about "sampling" a song, when you have "sampled" his entire persona. Really Jr? You mean you came up with the idea all on your own to wear a Rocca Wear shirt, baggy shorts, a flat bill Yankees hat, and color coordinating sneakers. Are you sure you didn't sample that from a black dude you fucking hypocrite.

I'm full of hate and need to go to sleep. It's nights like this that make dying alone seem not that bad.

Jay