31 CORN LANE V-DAY POEM
by The Sperber Sisters
We look out for our ladies on Valentine's
Wif a val-u-pack of goodies fer cheaps
So girl, send this here link to yr boyfriend
And git a 31CL trio fer keeps!
Our whole set - Giant Shopper, Quilted Scarf and Clutch Wallet - is goin' for only $45 beans.
Thing is, it's normally $75. We are so busting out the bro deal on this one.
So tell yr special dude to man up and make it happen.
And remember, as always: hang tuff, you look great out there!
Scope it:
31CL Ye Olde Tote Shoppe.
xoxoSperber Pony Gang