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Geoff Herbach

Geoff Herbach


Last Updated: 7/8/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 40
Sign: Scorpio

City: MINNEAPOLIS
State: MINNESOTA
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/11/2005

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008 
I am trapped in my house and am cold in here standing next to the window looking out at cold and the people who walk by my house are so cold (this is especially hard on the prostitutes who look just like everyone else when they're wearing 200000 layers of clothes... and if they are not wearing 200000 layers of clothes, they are frozen prostitutes and that's not good for business either). Oh! I can't take it any more... I am going to put my head through my window, which would freeze my head... or, maybe, I'll get in my car, pump up the heat and then crash it? No! I'd have to be cold while the car warmed up.



  • This just how cold
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    Andy, 2004-2008.

     
    I noted you were wearing a hat indoors the other day. How very Great Depression! Studs Terkel would be proud!
     
    Posted by Andy, 2004-2008. on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 - 7:24 PM
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    3reef

     
    Do frozen prostitutes thaw well? I am not a fan of delectables that have been frozen.
     
    Posted by 3reef on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 - 8:53 PM
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    Sandy

     
    Do not worry watcher of whorecicles, this cold snap is only gonna last 6 months or so. Do not put your head through anything except warm woolen garments and hats. You can stand that.
     
    Posted by Sandy on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 12:17 AM
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    Frances Gumm

     
    Dear Geoff- I know, my man, my brain is indeed frozen. And O yes- team volvo has been neglected in the cold- my driver's handle broke(I see it as extra security) and then- for no explained reason, my bumper fell off, praise Allah I was in an industiral zone with no one behind me(the way I really like it) so now i have it attached in a hillbilly manner until I can properly attend to this bizarre entropy. In Alaska, they just let the car run all night long...... that would just mean "free car" in my neighborhood This weekend is supposed to warm up- My mind has allready turned to beach volleyball- Yours- PD
     
    Posted by Frances Gumm on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 1:00 AM
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    chrissy

     
    I cannot leave my house. I feel like I live in a series of tunnels. Tonight, I broke down and bought sake to heat up at home. I am so cold. You are so cold. We cold!
     
    Posted by chrissy on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 2:16 AM
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    David Oppegaard
    David Oppegaard

     
    It's freaking 7 degrees in Boise today. What the hell? I left Minny for a warm winter for a change.

    Our house's heater isn't kicking on. It may not be as cold here, but when your house is ill-equipped for the cold it's still rough. I woke up with our cat trying to sleep upon me and suck out all my body heat.
     
    Posted by David Oppegaard on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 5:32 PM
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    Megan

     
    No Hammer; don't hurt 'em. Please don't crash your car, Geoff. Watch the Pinkey the cat video 47 more times and then make another exerciser video to stay warm. This weekend will feel tropical in comparison and then you'll be sweating and running around in a thong.
     
    Posted by Megan on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 10:50 PM
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