The Englishman:
Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe

The American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee

The Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the coffee away

The Besieged Palestinian:
Drinks the coffee and eats the insect

The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect to the Chinese
* Screams that his security is in peril
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism; attacks on
Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus
and Discrimination on Noah's Ark
* Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air
or landing in coffee cups
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water
and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims
anyone in his way
* Imposes on the Americans more military aid
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy
another cup of coffee
* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.