I went on a walk today, and in case you didn't know: Dogs behind fences are bad news.

1. They should not be in fences. Sad dogs. Too many underexercised muscles.
2. I imagine them jumping over the fence and ripping into my leg. Fact.
3. Just... way too many dogs in fences. City life. Cramped.
4. People should not be allowed to own dogs if they don't let them run.
5. Fenced dogs probably aren't even dogs anymore. Wackos in dog bodies.

I saw a sad house today, with a big stupid fence around its big pretty yard. What are they afraid of, people having picnics on their grass?

Oh. They probably have a dog. That would make sense. To them.