things i've always wanted to do but haven't gotten around to...

make model areoplanes/submarines

build an entire lego set alone and uninterrupted

make toffee

make a leg of lamb

make duck confit (without help)

milk a cow

shear a sheep

kill a chicken

slaughter a pig

own an ant farm

wear a fur lined long jacket naked in a restaurant

make out with a perfect stranger

have relations with a hot tattooed dude in a wheelchair

have relations with an amputee

have relations with a person of small stature

pet a large full-grown cat (ie a lion, panther... etc..)

take a week off work and go nowhere

go on a tropical vacation alone

spend an entire day building an intricate city out of sand (and then smash it)

expose myself to a stranger

have at least one baby

be in love

get my neck tattooed

wrestle a hot funny girl in a bathtub filled with junk food

witness the birth of something be it animal or human

knit an entire sweater

finish writing the history of the world as told through peasant food

finish writing the history of my sexual exploits

write a silly column

have a weekly cartoon in a zine/paper

get a deep tissue massage

get lip implants

get laser hair removal everywhere

own coloured contacts

own a sexy little handgun

learn how to use it properly

go hunting

learn how to skin and gut an animal

go ice fishing

learn how to build a campfire in the snow

spend a month camping

learn to dive

play on letterman

be on snl

be an extra on law and order/csi

visit anton laveys home in san fran

meet my dad

sing a duet with munly

play a fifty dollar black jack hand

spend $1000 dinner

send food back

haggle at a market

call in sick and not mean it

..........

to be continued.....