So I deliberately coined the catch phrase, "Ellis Keyz Wrote It."  Something to distinguish myself as a writer in the forms of poetic masterpieces, musical compositions of brilliance, and now inspired only by ignorance insightful blogging.  So not only do I publicly, and intentionally publish this logo of “Ellis Keyz Wrote It  “ but in addition I incorporate you, my Myspace friends with the compliment to it, by saying, “Not Only Does Ellis Keyz Write It, But He Writes You Back.”  Yes, and for those out there who do hit me up, comment my page directly messaging me, and not just promoting yourself, and contact me via the Myspace private messaging system.  You all well and know I respond back within a prompt timing effort, and to every single message or comment I receive directly geared towards me.  So this is my experience of one encounter that I will publicly display to now allow you to humor me and answer me the question of “Why U Want 2 Do That?”





THE CONVERSATION:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..
Date: May 8, 2009 3:34 PM

HEY WHAT IZ YOUR NAME LIL DADDY AND CAN ME AND U BE FRIENDZ

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ellis Keyz
To: ..
Date: May 8, 2009 10:37 AM
Subject: Re: WHAT U DOIN

Hey what’s up my name is Ellis, I’m a songwriter, and of course we can be friends what’s up how are you?  Tell me a little about yourself…

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..
Date: May 8, 2009 3:43 PM

DO U GOT A GIRL AND CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER OR I CANT ? U PRETTY TO ME I FUCK WIT U REAL HARD, SO CAN I GET UR NUMBER NOW? HOW OLD IZ U TO?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ellis Keyz
To: ..
Date: May 8, 2009 10:52 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: WHAT U DOIN

Well I am 21 years old to start things off, and I do have a wife her name is music but the pen is my mistress.  Even though you seem like a down to earth real cool person, I can’t give out my number just like that, I really only communicate on my phone in regards to business oriented conversations, but I would definitely keep chatting it up with you and getting to know you better how we are communicating right now.  Cool?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..
Date: May 8, 2009 4:03 PM

FUCK U THEN AND IF I WAZ HER U WANT BE ON NO DAM MYSPACE FUCK U, I AIN’T EVEN WANNA TLK WITCHU ANYWAY, U FAKE, AND I GOT A MAN LOOK WAY BETTA DEN U

Now My ?:

So how does one respond to something like this?  All I am asking my fellow myspacers is to just answer me, “Why U Want 2 Do That?”  I was taught no matter what the situation, or no matter who the individual you never burn bridges, because someday your going to have to cross back over that water to visit some people on the other side.  So once again hit me up with your comments on “Why U Want 2 Do That?”…  Let me know what you think.