hello dear friends,
it is i young master Corn Syrop, new archivist for the run chico run historical foundation. It is my first day on the job and i'm afraid that the archives are a terrible mess. imagine my revelsion when i ( a cultured aristocrat, acustomed to delicacy and subtlety) first did see what the two strange presidents of  "Run Chico Run Big Time Showtime Shut The Fuck Up and Dig It Productions Incorporated" refer to as the archives. These aledged "treasures of antiquity" are actually musty boxes of gentlemen's periodicals, with titles such as "Shemale Ho-down" and "Oral Fisting Digest," which have been decorated in lipstick and perminent marker with prose and sketches that are clearly the product of two deranged minds.Although i still have trouble even looking at them without fainting, it is my job to organise these materials and to devise a filing system "so that future generations will know what was what or whatever", . Fortunately, the restraints are not that tight and they play the beautiful new run chico run album "Slow Action" at full volume, twenty four hours a day. Wish me luck.

your pal,

Young Master Corn "Orange Spice" Syrop