I had somebody send me an email asking about my comedy show. They wanted to know about my act and the kinds of things I talk about because they were thinking of coming to see my show. Unfortunately, I could not reply because:

1) They weren't already my friend; and
2) They didn't accept friend requests from comedians.

So... I'm stuck! Pretty frustrating, huh? Maybe it's somebody just trying to play a trick on me -- like that old how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense gag. Well, in this case, I'm the idiot because I spent 10 minutes writing the email and then trying to find a way to send it. No problem. If I can deal with the customer service people at the cable company, I can get through this.

By the way, I'm down 75 pounds now. Looking great and feeling better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater.