"Hi," "Now what you're doin' up at this hour?"
"Don't you got work?"
"Don't blame me when you're finished
Visiting my site," And you say
To Yourself, "Let me just rest my eyes a little"

Next thing you know, you wake up a week later
Rushing to get to work only to find out
Your work place is now an empty lot

"Wow" some kind of little napp
"What!"... Didn't you get the memo?
But any who... Ladies and Gents
I'm Mingering Mike

Oh Please... sit down, "have a drink
I believe I'll have a "quadruple jeopardy"
That's a chocolate shake, mixed with,
banana, orange juice and red seedless grapes
Ummm now that's good, good drinking

Caution: If attempting to drink this blend
of mixtures, be sure to ware a dispossible diaper
until the drink is completely out of your system

Let me get back to letting you read
my written smile

It all started when I was a little "pup"
..."UH! OH!... "Too far back"
"Well," "Yah-dah," "Yah-dah," "Yah-dah,"...
Which fast forward brings us to - Today
And that your interest humbles and surprises me

I can't sit down here 24-7
But I'll do what I can to keep
the lines of communication open.

Exclusively Yours,
Mingering Mike