From my Facebook:

Ted has a new home with a fun roommate and no little dogs barking, and no dog shit on the floor, and nobody yelling at anybody, and doorknobs on all the doors.  And a fully functional bathroom with a working sink *and* a working shower!  And a great big bed that doesn't rest on milk crates!  Yay!

Unfortunately:

Ted got into a car accident today - day 2 and 51 miles into living in Akron. Not-so-yay :-(.

fortunately my engine was not damaged. my front right turn signal is fucked up, and so is the right headlight, but oddly the light itself is still working. I thought the hood was going to come flying off on the way home, because it is barely holding on. I also got into a slide on the way home and spun perpendicular to the road but fortunately recovered with no further problems. I need new tires on this fucking car!

oh yeah and fortunately nobody died but who knows, maybe the woman in the other car got whiplash or something. Her left fender was busted, but her car still drove and her left headlight was not broken. this shit fucking sucks!

All this on my way home from my first job interview-type-thing, after I got lost in Akron for about an hour, damn fucking roads with fucking pathetic road signs. I fucking hate cars and I fucking hate driving and I fucking hate pathetic Ohio road signs.

So I think it might be a few more days than I initially thought before I return to Alliance for my computer and my bike. Cold weather fucking sucks and Ohio fucking sucks too. :-(

Fortunately I moved in safely last night despite two slides along the way and Hammer and Fur Factory are alive and well.