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Sonic Death Marky (Dzwiekowy Posmiertny Mareczku)

Mark Krawczyk


Last Updated: 11/23/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Taurus

City: Forest Hill
State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/13/2005

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25 Jul 08 Friday 

Category: Life

I often check out the Craigs List "missed connections" section.  It's some of the most entertaining slice of life reading one can get anywhere.  I really enjoy seeing what people think is a "connection" they made.  You've got the patently absurd connection when one person will write "I saw you passing me on the highway and we caught eyes.  Was I the only one who felt something?"  You've got the missed opportunity writers who put up such posts as, "We talked at the bar and I never got your name and number."  You've got people who are lonely, longing to tell someone else they love them, but can't, others that are just shooting in the dark to co-workers, teachers, or friends in the hopes they can stay anonymous and hit a bullseye of love.

Then you have the cream of the crop... at least in terms of entertainment.

The most recent post I saw was absurd, endearing, and a sign of a head-on collision, Amy Winehouse type affair.  I trust all of you, dear readers, will agree with me after reading this:

sky at the annex - w4m (baltimore)

your name is tattooed on my body. you bought me a 40 but yours broke then we danced. my friend choked you. hopefully we can get over that little bump in the road.
wish i would have got your number, get drunk , dance, and listen to amazing music again?

 

Oh, where do I begin with the questions?  Why is his name tattooed on her body?  What kind of a "club" sells 40s?  Was it a club or were they just dancing in the middle of the street?  Why did her friend choke him?  Who considers a choking a "bump in the road?"

Ah sweet mystery of life! 

crimson
crimson allen

 
humm, maybe she has a whole roster of common male names tattooed on her body? yes, that way she can get anyone with those names to buy her 40s and can pawn off her friend's aggression on someone else for awhile. she is taking the hard road, mystery solved.
 
Posted by crimson on 17 Sep 08 Wednesday - 11:28 PM
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Sonic Death Marky (Dzwiekowy Posmiertny Mareczku)
Mark Krawczyk

 
And the Crimson Detective strikes again... for the first time...
 
Posted by Sonic Death Marky (Dzwiekowy Posmiertny Mareczku) on 18 Sep 08 Thursday - 1:47 PM
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