Hmmm, yes, hello then. Greetings and salutations! I believe a brief introduction is in order, yes?

My name is Pilford Marsley, world traveler, hunter, connoisseur, consultant to the embassy of scandinavian relations, and publicist of the duo currently answering to the name of Hollywood|Kill.

~It should be noted that as I pen this correspondence I am undertaking the treacherous task of traveling across the uncharted territories of the obscure Guatemalan jungles, in search of rare antidotes for, Corneal Cancer, Pink Flu, Roofers Plague and so forth. Yes? Yeahhhhs!

On my many, many travels I have found but only a few noteworthy elements intermingled with the masses of the unexceptional. Hmmmyyeahhs. Hollywood|Kill is one of these said elements. Others include: Siamese Dolphins, A tumbler of the vintage, Manley Huchen's Mustache wax, and the spokesman for Micro Machines(an old chum). But of these few of life's treasures, Hollywood|Kill is most curious. Yes? This is exactly why I have commissioned H|K to record the new Long Player "The Other Side of Midnight." Most enjoyable, Yes?...Hmmmyeahhhs!

"The Other Side of Midnight" is a delicious combination of Alt., Electro, Blues, Rock. I can't recall discovering a group like this in all of my travels!

Side note to all the world's travelers: I present a challenge. Find and present a comparable submission to the "Contest of Fascination." One of your own finding. H|K is mine! Send all correspondence care of P.M. Esq. 555 Tensington Square, North Kingsley, QB. Telegrams preferred.

As I sink lower into my favorite Rhino rocking chair I fear it is time for me to retire. Will write soon.

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