Something very touching was said to me today and it got me thinking of the many outrageous, hurtful and touching comments that have been directed my way in my lifetime.  This list is by no means conclusive and it is not written chronologically. 

1. "you inspire that need in me"

2. "i'd rather be dead then red in the head"

3. "megan, you're my best friend."

4. " i'm sorry i thought i loved you but i never did"

5. "red in the head, fire in the bed"

6. "she'd be hot if her ass wasn't so big"

7. "megan, youre not fat, youre just built like a brick shithouse"

8. "megan, i love you"

9. "you are a cute little package"

10. "i know i raised you to be a strong individual but i didnt mean to go this far"

11. "god damn youve got incredible breasts"

12. "youre one of the smartest people i have ever known"

13.  "i wish i could be as strong as you"

14. "no matter what happens in life, we will always have each other"

15. "under no circumstances will i tolerate them putting you down"

16. "you will make an incredible doctor"

17. "You are 'one in a million' and I am glad to have a chance to know you"

18. "youve got incredible friends because you are an incredible person"

19. "god, you can be such a bitch"

20. "i may be your adoptive father but youve still got a great ass"

21. "anytime you need us, we will be there within the hour"