Well, Todd joined a polyester-clad krump-dancing troupe in Oakland, we couldn't persuade Ryan to leave Portland, Nate got sold into white-slavery, Steve converted to fundamentalist Jainism and refuses to wear clothes, and I enjoyed jogging in place with the Octopus Project so much that I have put everything on hold while I work on a series of Octopus Project themed exercise tapes. Tour was awesome, smelly, exhausting, smelly, boozy, enriching, and also smelly. We'll be opening for Adventure this Thursday at Emo's Lounge and also selling any and everything that will sit still long enough for us to write "Diagonals" on it with a sharpie in an effort to recoup our gas losses. Come out and say hello and jam out to the sweet tunes that we are now actually proficient at, after having played them every night for two weeks.

I leave you with a bunch of heavy, sweaty alcoholics trying to jog in unison with a bunch of healthy attractive people who can effortlessly play their instruments at the same time. -wiley

P.S. : Check out the website I made for the band. We've got videos, songs, a photo gallery and stuff to buy. Gaze lovingly at us while you give us your money. Or you can buy intangible songs at a reduced price from Steve Jobs. We truly live in the future.