hey, we have 12 new songs since 'hit it!' came out. holy fuck! that might not seem like a lot to all you people who write 12 songs a day, but it's quite an acheivement for assholes like us that are always livin' the crazy life instead of dreaming about it. i almost gleefully wet myself last night when we counted them up. how did we find time to write 12 complete songs in 1 1/2 years? i'm shocked. i googled 'new songs' for this special occasion, here's what i found: hmmm. sweet sweet leonard cohen. o.m.g. welllll....hello there. awwww. "i want people to see my fun side on this new album. briarpatch is gonna change the world, man."