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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 22
Sign: Taurus

City: MINNEAPOLIS
State: Minnesota
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/16/2005
Sunday, August 06, 2006 
This is a true story, only the names, events, and details have been changed.

There once were two people, a guy and a girl who worked at Dairy Queen. Well, the guy thought suspected it to be a front for a superhero training school and he knew that he really did have super powers. Well, One day, he decided to let other people know he had powers and he figured, THAT would be how he found out if the gourmet ice cream parlor really was just a front. So, he got all dressed up in his home-made costume of blue spandex material in a full-body suit and a red cape, and then red spandex short short shorts and he went to work. Well, everybody just laughed at him. ... The poor guy lost his powers that day and hung up his suit for good. It's a shame too. That Dairy Queen really WAS a front to a superhero training school. He just didn't know that he needed a superhero name first before they would let him train.
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Ed Alert ™

 
Yes, but spandex isn't a look just anyone can pull off.
 
Posted by Ed Alert ™ on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 7:27 AM
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Baasman
Ben Baas

 
next time write you superhero name on your superhero costume. That way, they can't say you don't have a name. Why do you think Superman wears the big S, or the Green Lantern wears the green lantern? Cuz if theydidn't, no onne would know who they are. You gotta think, man. Think!
 
Posted by Baasman on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 8:57 PM
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Baasman
Ben Baas

 
and what about the girl? what was her name? Was she hot? Did she have superpowers? What were they? What  bit her in the ass to give her those superpowers?
 
Posted by Baasman on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 8:59 PM
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