So we just returned from an 11 day family vacation. Our whole apartment was closed up tighter than Fort Knocks! This morning I was cleaning the carpets in our bedroom, and I felt this horrible pain on the side of my knee! It was my very first sting! It fucking hurt! About 2 seconds later I felt two more on the inside of my leg. I got attacked by fucking wasps! So, I put the baby in his crib, closed the door and went after these assholes. I killed about 13 wasps before I could even locate where they were coming from! They had made a nest inside the a/c unit in the bedroom. As my leg is swelling up, (mind you, this is the first time I have ever been stung by anything), I stand on the couch to kill one that I see on the top of the wall. I attempt to swat at it, but it comes at me, and I fall onto the coffee table, roll on the floor and the asshole wasp stings me on my right boobie!

You win this time mother fuckers!