It is too bad that Depression isnt on the list of categories for a blog. I chose food and restaurants instead, because the last thing i remember doing before i fell into my darkness was eating macaroni salad. The delicious gallon tub was sitting on one of the tables in the break room at my work. Its fumes fogged the air and a plastic fork rested in its open top. No one was around to claim the meal so i endulged. The warm mayo covered noodles slid gracefully down my throat, which made chewing a task not worth accomplishing. Nonetheless I found my self crying under my desk an hour later and thats when i realized, that was the moment of clarity that the bible spoke of. I was free......After pushing my computer monitor off the desk and setting fire to my important documents, i walked out. I threw the keys to my car into the garbage can by the exit door and started running.....and cursing. I got about a six blocks away before i couldnt breathe and realized my smokes were in my car...My boss was waiting for me by the exit door, so i played it cool and dug through the garbage can with a stick i found instead of my hands. I grabbed the keys and said  "How the heck did these get in there?" and then i started to vomit. It was probably the running and cursing i was doing which made me so sick. My boss was thrown off by this and didnt know how to handle such a situation so he backed away slowly while i juiced his sales floor with someone elses macaroni salad. I drove home in silence considering the possible outcome of my tragic emotional situation.When i got home I layed on the floor in the middle of my basement pretending to be crucified, then my girlfriend walked in. I tried to convince her i was doing exercises but she still drove off crying....I then put on my favorite gwar album and hung upside down from a pvc pipe that stretches across my basement. I do this once or twice a week so i can expand the veins that carry blood to my head. I read somewhere, probably news weekly, that if to much blood rushes to your head you can cry blood...and for some reason i have always wanted to do that....and i am often in a blood crying mood...