Thought I would start a series of blogs all themed with funny anecdotes...

Why I Got My Eyebrow Pierced...

Me and my buddy, Tommyboy, were chillin' with all of our friends drinking and smoking at about 1am. Now, I know almost everyone that has been really drunk has seen that sometimes in an intoxicated state you can come up with bad ideas. Well, for some reason someone brought up cock piercings. I mentioned that I knew many ravers chicks that would be interested in trying out a newly pierced individual. Tommyboy being very drunk volunteered his member to be sacrificed in the name of getting laid. When we heard he was down to do it, we all cheered as many encouraging comments as we could come up with (hoping for a funny incident to result from a midnight run to a tattoo shop). I being very drunk too, said I would get my eyebrow pierced with him. Tommyboy and I then agreed that we would both get pierced. Sadly, we were all too drunk to drive. Thinking once Tommy got sober he would never put his manhood at risk, I thought that was the end of that. We all eventually passed out and a few crashed on my floor. The next afternoon when I was driving Tommyboy back to his house he said, "So you think I should get it pierced?" Now if your friend asks you that you know you have to say yes. I knew everyone would be pissed if I let that opportunity go. But the one problem was that I have a fear needles. Now I'm not a whiny bitch, I just don't like needles. And I knew I had to man up in the name of comedy. So we drove out to a tattoo shop out by Travis AFB and met up with a few of our friends that would like to see us cringe in pain and discomfort. Now Tommyboy went first and don't start picturing us just staring at his junk while it all happened. We watched Tommy's back as the dude lowered himself to blowjob height to stick his shit. And I swear Tommy just made a little jump and fuckin' giggled as a reaction to getting stuck! We were astonished that he didn't make a squeal or nothing before or after getting his shit stabbed! He left even with a smile mainly because he had the last laugh in not giving us the ability to laugh at him. So now it was my turn. I went in and the dude drew two dots above and below my eyebrow remarking, "You got some bushy-ass eyebrows." He put some topical numbing stuff on the dots and got ready to stick me. Then out of nowhere, I guess the dots were uneven, he changed them and didn't put anymore topical. He said it would pinch for just a second, so I took a deep breath and he stuck me. Then as I thought, "That wasn't that bad," he pulled a inch and a half of metal slowly through (12 gauge) as my eye twitched. Then, as he stopped to get the bar, I turned to see my friends with their mouths wide open. They were staring at that inch and a half hollow metal spike sticking out of my face. So I turn to look at the mirror covered wall and see that spike sticking out of my head. Automatically my fear kicked in without me even knowing it. I guess I turned sheet white and got dizzy, I knew my body wanted to faint. The very large tattoo guy covered in piercings freaked out more than I did, saying I gotta drink some redbull quick. I knew I was fine tho, it was just too much adrenaline from the pain and that visual. So after a few deep breaths I entered the world with my eyebrow pierced. Tommyboy never did get laid strictly because his cock piercing (Sorry Tommy).