So guess what I did this weekend?  A handful of us went to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.  We got a cool Dodge Magnum and drove out late Friday and ate and drank ourselves silly.  On Saturday we went to the Expo and met huge hot gay men pornstars and giant juggie girls and Ron Jeremy and saw Jenna and Tera Patrick and chicks in latex and a really hott bondage show.  It was totally based on videos and video marketing rather than novelties and toys but it was still really cool. 

Had tickets to the AVN awards show but we sold them and tevo'd the show.  Paid for the room and still went to the afterparty and hung out with everyone.  Way fun.

Saw Gene Simmons and his lovely lady Shannon Tweed at the afterparty at house of blues.  Went to some strange guy's room--he bragged that he was "in the industry."  Turns out he was a buyer for Metro.  Whatever.  Shellee worked him for a free cab ride home and a couple of hits of smoking tobacco*.    

Saw danny and jackie on the way home and ate alien jerky in Barstow.  Good times were had by all.