So tonight, I emceed at Jokeboys Comedy Club in Ocala, FL. The headliner was Tom Simmons. Very funny and cool guy. The feature was Hansen Sinclair, also very funny & cool. He actually got me the gig. HOORAY Hansen. Major props to you sir!!

We drove to Jokeboys from Miami, FL. The ride was cool. I had to pee around an hour into our drive. Two hours later I was straining to convince myself not to piss in my car. When I got to the rest stop, I ran to the bathroom because I don't like urine on my jeans at 6pm in the afternoon. The bathroom was your typical rest stop restroom, somebody was on the toilet and people were using the urinals & leaving without washing their hands. Nasty. I guess they were in a rush. Handshake anyone?

We arrive at Jokeboys with about ten minutes until showtime. Showtime!! With no time to waste, I do a little prayer and hit the stage. Then Hansen hit the stage. Then Will again. The Tom graced the stage. Then I told everyone goodnight. It was a good show. The crowd was pleased, they were also great. Ocala, I love you!!!

Afterwards, we chat with the owner for a bit, then look for something to do. We first head to this bar. I can't remember the name. But I do remember it being it really smokey. And I hate the smell of cigarette smoke. So we decide to leave. During the drive up to Ocala, Hansen told me stories of a horrible strip club called Cafe Risky (I think that's how its spelled) It was open 24hrs and was also a rest stop for truckers. I said "Say no more, we must go there!!"

Cafe Risky was definitely a strip club for truckers. There was a huge sign that said "FREE SHOWERS FOR TRUCKERS" How nice of them? But who goes to a strip club to take a shower? The first thing I notice once inside was the absence of a DJ. Instead, they had a big jukebox, which left a 10-15 second gap of silence between each song. Strip clubs are loud for a reason, the true sounds of a gentleman's club are disturbing. Very disturbing .....and funny. The girls danced behind bars. The looked like prisoners of porn. The dancers were normal looking. I didn't expect that. Enter Throwback.

Ladies and gentleman, coming to the stage...... Throwback. (No one actually said that b/c there was no announcer) Throwback, was about 6'2. With blond curly hair. She was about mid 50's. And she had this bulge that made her look pregnant. Sexy. With all that said she was a crowd favorite. Throwback was a vintage, old school stripper. She worked hard for the money. She was like a Ride that was just Pimped by MTV. It's a old ass car, but man, look at that paint job! Five minutes after getting on stage was she joined by a young blonde that looked like her daughter. She didn't have a name either. But if her mom was Throwback, she must be the Catch. Throwback & Catch: the dynamic mother-daughter dancing duo.

I'm convinced Throwback was the first stripper in the state of Florida. And she multi-tasked at her job. She was a stripper, chef, cashier, janitor, and valet. I'm getting sleepy, boys and girls. Goodnight. One time for throwback!!!