AAAAWWWWWWW SHIT!

So we got a new manager, a deal with the WWE, I lost my digital camera at the Cutting Room, got a series of spider bites after crashing at the studio all week, swoll up like a pumpkin sort-of kind-of, went to the ER followed by Duane Reede for drugs and an eye-patch, then pirated directly onto a plane to Phoenix after a week's lack of shower, acquired a new blue Johnson guitar, hitch-hiked, saw an antique car show and a rock-a-billy band at an English pub, played Texas Hold-'em at a Nebraskan bar, went to a Greyhound track, was given a leather jacket - "Thirty years of blood, sweat, and tears!!" - from a dude who used to play with the Ramones, hit up some canyons, red eye back for work monday lost my phone jetblue sent it to my dad found my cameraatbandrehearsalwednesdaynightanddecidedtomorrowwhichisnowtodayIwillnotweartheeyepatchforthefirsttimein6days...

The long and short of it...

Mostly just the short with the long to come. And I know you all know how long-winded I am. Fricking prepare yourself.

So much love and musak,

Fairlight, The Dudette Abides