Do they have technoes in Canada?

Do they come on 11.2inch vinyl?

Is there any french-canadian terrorEBM?

Does Canada have a Hawt Tawpic?

Are moshpits rowdier cause of the free healthcare?

Does Fruityloops work in Canada, or do I need a special adapter plug?

Are there any real Canadians in Victoria, BC?

If I move to Canada will metalheads still wanna punch me cause of my hair?

Is this love?

Do Canadians know what love is, instead of just fucking and arguing and renting dvd's like we do in America?

I'm lonely.

Would I be even lonelier in a foreign country where nobody understands my disconnection from my fellow man/my undying love for delicious money?

Is there less cocaine up there? I don't like cocaine.

If i go there will i find a cocaine-free sweetheart and will she be willing to move to my crappy country with me? 

Would we stay in her country for awhile, then move to Alaska so we can get a thousand bux a year from the government to ease the burn of watching such a beautiful piece of land become lacerated by corporate interests?

Would she care about that kinda stuff, or just wanna watch Scrubs and eat pizza?

Do Canadians watch scrubs? Is Zach braff Canadian?

Would I forget everything I ever loved about America, including Scrubs, and only ever think about my creamy Canadian gravyboat?

Would she get mad if I called her that?

Does she realize most American terms of endearment are based on food products?

Do chicks like being called sugartwat?

Do canadian goth chicks pose for Suicidegirls?

Will 500 American dollars still pay for a crappy tattoo after it's converted to Canadian dollars?

Do subculture status symbols like Suicidegirls matter less to Canadians?

Is Godsgirls more popular up there?

Is Canada's thumb truly more on the pulse of subculture cool?

Would she at least do burlesque shows?

Can Canadian girls dance well?

Would I tip more since all the pints of beer are bigger in Canada?

Would I feel older at the bar since the drinking age is lower?

Would I be less jealous to watch Canadians dudes oogle my girl onstage?

Is it easier to get kicked out of the bar for making a scene?

Would it be worth having to pay 12 bucks for a pack of smokes?

Does love truly conquer all, but only in Canada, and would I then quit smoking?

Would I get really crabby and get dumped for calling my one true love a 'gogo slut?'

Would she realize I meant it in a nice way?

Is there anal in Canada?

Is there make up sex in canada?

Do people sleep with their exes, or are they all smarter than I am?