(* Sad Music Playing *)

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds a selfish actor/actress/musician/celebrity makes a stupid commercial about how it's our fault that children are starving?

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds the upper 1% of America try to make you feel bad for not uniting to end disease and strife on the planet Earth?

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds the top few that look down on us consistently decide that they now look down on us for the ridiculous reason that we don't give one dollar a day out of our meek and sad existence to fix the world's problems?

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds the people that make more, every day, than you could make in your entire lifetime have decided to make depressing commercials that make you feel bad for buying a pizza instead of helping the poor in Africa?

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds every idiot famous person in our god forsaken country adopts a random good looking foreign baby instead of using said money to feed 10 or 20 villages for the remainder of their lives.

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds some jerk-off celebrity thinks that they are helping the world by giving $10,000 of their $100 million dollars to some random charity that their broker told them would be a great tax break?

     Did you know that every fifteen seconds we idolize completely idiotic f**kers while they use their fame for nothing more than buying huge portions of land and building mansions?

     Did you know that this country is completely insane?

-Mike (The Butcher -- blog.myspace.com/miketheunited)

-- Sorry but I just saw another idiot commercial with the richest of the rich telling me that I need to help charities while their sole contribution is to act in a stupid f**king commercial...I feel nothing but anger towards these 'idols' --