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Last Updated: 8/28/2007

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Age: 27
Sign: Leo

City: The Buckner Brothel
State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/18/2005

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Thursday, July 12, 2007 
I just started thinking about the things that really make me giggle. I decided to make a list, so when I'm having a bad day - I can come back here and remember how to laugh...

Things that are funny and words to live by:

1. Watching someone get beaten up with an umbrella. There is nothing more hilarious than watching some guy get slapped around with a flopping umbrella - not to mention the person doing the beating has this "ass out" position and they themselves are trying to avoid getting hit, while still doing the beating. Alright  now... close your eyes... and picture it. I bet you at least smiled.

2. seeing some goober head walking around in his tighty whiteys and a white t-shirt. It's like you are just waiting on him to do the "cover up the pee pee" move. hahahahahahahaha!

3. Little kids with rat tails. You almost want to feel sorry for them, but nah.. You've got to think about the parents of these kids. It's like - do they actually go into the salon/barber and ask, " excuse me, but can you give my son a rat tail?" Poor kids.

4. Magnum Condoms. I mean come on dude, really?

5. Lillith Fair. Gay.

6. The phrase " In my minds eye." You can rest assured that anything following this phrase is going to be so boring you will want to shoot yourself.

7. Dane Cook. He is funny. Go Dane Cook!

8. haha - The guy at the beach with a metal detector. I mean - what does this say about a person? This guy is walking around a gigantic lost and found sandbox with a device that helps him find other peoples junk. What a loser.

9. The word Lisp. We pick the hardest word for people with a lisp to say while explaining the condition that afflicts them. Good job America!

Ok.. thats all I got for now. We will just call this part I.
3:31 AM
 
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Cotton

 
lol :O
 
Posted by Cotton on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 3:52 AM
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Rabies Barbie

 
And the stupid,completely dorky, ridiculous, almost to the point of being obscene, videos we make when we are completely sober. That is funny.

Oh, and your face. Your face is funny. You whore.
 
Posted by Rabies Barbie on Thursday, July 26, 2007 - 12:35 AM
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Rabies Barbie

 
Oh- I forgot to add another thing... feet tapping is funny.
 
Posted by Rabies Barbie on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 3:39 PM
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Brett Boozer
Brett Boozer

 
I think we share the same brain....with the possible exception of the condom thing.... Xtra small for me, I'm hung like a pink freakin tic-tac...
 
Posted by Brett Boozer on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 3:36 PM
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Rabies Barbie

 
My brain is completely unique.
 
Posted by Rabies Barbie on Thursday, July 12, 2007 - 3:40 PM
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Industry Magazine

 
9 made me cry
......a pink tic tac?
 
Posted by Industry Magazine on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 - 6:34 AM
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