here is a story about a bloke from round the corner
he didnt have anything to ever scream or shout about,
for 4 weeks in a row he tried to pull a girl
couldnt get his dick wet even though there is 3 billion of them in the world.
One day he sat at home watching his tv,
staring at the screen whist drinking his cup of tea,
he changed the channel over to ITV 3
then spat out his tea he was drinking at the site of this celebrity.
He was immediately in love,
He was immediately in love,
he was immediately in love,
this is where it gets a bit interesting.
He logs onto his myspace to find out who she is,
he searches through loads of profiles and finds out she is in the music biz,
so at the nearest opportunity he sees she is going to a show,
he is going to look at her from her head to her toes,
he is going to pull her even though he is just any old Joe,
cos he has a plan, that is sure fire to work
when he finds here he will just stand and lurk,
he is just a fucking burke,
just a fucking burke
just a fucking burke
Ro - hyp - nol,
makes any girl acessable
There - you go
now she's your girl
Ro-Hyp-Nol
makes any girl accessible
There she goes
you had better get in quick
First off when you give her the drink,
she will be as cold as an ice rink,
but just wait and think, and look, as she sips on the wine,
give it ten minutes and she will feel like she has had 5,
bottles
this is when you go full throttle,
you take her by the arm and take her real far,
take her on a bus, but preferably your car,
the car will reduce the cost as no need for a hotel,
plus your try taking a girl into a reception when it seems like she has one brain cell,
so you put her in your back seat and undo your trousers,
pop a little blue pill and you will be at it for hours ...
well you might as well take full advantage
... after you have finished drive her to the nearest station,
but make sure their is none around to give police oral communication,
last thing you want is the federal berurea of investigation
knockin on your door asking what you were doing on saturday night ... right ...
Ro - hyp - nol,
makes any girl acessable
There - you go
now she's your girl
Ro-Hyp-Nol
makes any girl accessible
There she goes
you had better get in quick
right now listen to me lads
if you have to do this you have to be a bit of a twat,
Its like cheating on your tests back at your GCSE's
you get an A star in english, but dont know your ABC's
it's pretty pointless you know what I mean,
i rather put the graft in and work toward the drill in,
cos when i lay down their is nothing better,
than the girl laying next to you saying oh im getting wetter, just at the thought of being with you
instead your with a warm corpse that you have made black and blue.