Let your freak flag fly!!!

Flags flags flags. Let your freak flag fly! Before the tour, Lilyworld went into a flag shop and bought 80 flags from different countries, plus a few peace signs smileys and pot leaf flags, chopped them up and stitched them together, now proudly flying over the autonomous republic of planet lilyworld!!! (Could never understand why punters would want to do what the politicians tell them to do(wear the flag), especially when theres someone elses flag in the top corner!!! Haha what a joke!)

Anyway who gives a shit, back to the show. The vibe in Sydney was a bit flatco early but a few cheap physical gags got the mood swinging and picked up by the time the jah messenger luciano got onstage. If you could see him behind the trumpet smoke that is. Then pear shaped productions kicked in. Thousands of punters came flooding into the area to see Schneeky Sounds, before we knew it the place was rammed and still they came. Well naturally we thought they were there for us! Then they started jumping the fence, ripping down the flagpoles climbing up every lighttruss, crawling al over the container and generally trashing the joint.

Schneekys did about 2 songs then larry jumped in and did a public flare to tell em to get off the $60,000 solar power rig on the clubtainer. Larry braved the crowd to get em off the clubtainer and got his mumu ripped off. Then ken west and head of security told us to shut down the stage. The sneaky sound station left the area, but duckpond didn't. every time he went on stage they went beserk. This produced a massive flare from jeff and larry. Still he went on monged out in his pyjamas and twied to talk to his people (bare shirted bogans waving flags chanting "bullshit" not really lilyworld people at all!).

Meanwhile we could see the icecream van with the firehouse crew inside, the crowd were crawling all over and riding on top. They smashed the windscreen and ripped off all the teddy bears! Oh dear, we are in a war zone!!!

Finally we were all huddled backstage in our first lilyworld siege! Very exciting! But very peasr shaped and flare shaped! Keith Flint had gone to the hothouse stage with his girl megabitchi and the disgusting crowd was grabbing her on the way back. Keith was flaring for the lack of respect and then did a megaflare on a bystanding girl who unwisely snickered. Then Larry flared at Ducky for continuing to go onstage and encourage the rioters. Then Johnny Cooper arrived and flared at duckpond for not looking after Ricky as promised There were more flares than new years eve!

Once the crowd had dissipated we were left with the lovely lilysouls, it was back to the jokes and tunes. Johnny Clark did his best set yet, with fire in his belly from his earlier flare! It was his 58th birthday and the punters sang 'appy birfday to 'im. Heavy Flint show went off, a journey with a beginning a middle and an end and then another beginning, and lots of gags and dancing on stage. Including Johnny Clark prancing around in a Christmas tree!!!! The show went ballistic at the end with a rockin party set from our guest dj Chris from Spank Rock. Check the forthcoming dvd to see it all!